Sent in by Charles of Oregon
“I was out on the lake minding my own business when this little sucker jumped out nowhere and stole my freaking beer. I dove in after him to get my beer back and this little swiny rodent kept swimming around me in these damn cirlces. I got winded and started to climb back onto the boat and about 4 more of the dang otters raided my cooler and took all my budlight. I tried to paddle after them. One of them stole my casket tape player too. I now bring a safe to keep my beer secure.”
I verified with fish and game and this does happen all the time so bud chuggers keep a shotgun with you when you go fishing and dynamite.
Budman
mmmmmmm beer